In which I quickly do this at the request of L, before I go on vacation.
So the directions are, grab the book nearest you, turn to page 123, and write out the fifth sentence. This should be interesting, as the book nearest me happens to be Billy Bunter - Sportsman!
"The ratherfulness is terrific!"
Alrighty then. As you were.
Holy crap - bonus note for M: According to Wikipedia, Billy Bunter is a minor character in the third volume of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
, which I have not yet read. Further proof that Alan Moore is completely insane.