There are 25 days until Christmas. Tomorrow y'all can bust out the advent calendars. Is it just me, or does chocolate taste better when it comes from behind tiny cardboard doors?
Here's Band-Aid with their iconic, if misinformed, Christmas ballad. Speaking of misinformed, go here to see lots of photos of snow in Africa. And as promised, Bono himself reminding us "tonight, thank god it's THEM instead of YOU." Geez, Bono - that's harsh. Nice mullet, BTW. Actually, this video is a veritable showcase of mullets. Also: nobody wants to stand next to Boy George. Why? This is a mystery for the ages.
The greatest gift they'll get this year is LIFE, people.