Monday, December 26, 2005
Obituary
Katharine Hepburn, a Pearl-Scale Goldfish of indeterminate age, was found dead in her home this morning. The cause of death is unknown, although a source close to Ms. Hepburn notes that the deceased "pooped a lot, maybe too much."

Hepburn is survived by her companion of four days, Spencer Tracy. Investigators say that Mr. Tracy has been unresponsive to questions, however he is not a suspect at this time. He remains alone at their shared home, under observation.


Mr. Tracy, alone in his grief.
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