Has anyone else seen those TV commercials for K-Y Warming Lubricant? There are a few of them. They always start out with this man reading a book or newspaper, and then this woman starts talking (somewhat clinically, like a school teacher or some other prude) about how this new K-Y lubricant warms to the touch. And she's really smug about it, too. Like, "I
have some warming lubricant, what do you
have?" This causes the man to become instantly interested in her.
You can see kind of a weird silent slideshow version of this here
Maybe I'm strange, but it kind of creeps me out the way this man can only be turned on by a very matter-of-fact lecture about lubricant. But hey, it takes all kinds...