So tonight I was looking at Demon Busters
. Eli and I stumbled across this site years ago, and it's always stuck in my mind because of its insistence that demons strongly dislike hearing midi files of "Oh The Blood Of Jesus". Also, if YOU are annoyed by the midi file, you are probably a demon yourself.
Anyway, the midi file came up in conversation and I decided to see if the old site was still around. It is. And it is very informative. And alarmist. And generally full of
So. Friends, tonight I share with you a list of things that are certainly demonic, homes for demons, things that attract demons, and/or things that will cause you to be possessed by demons yourself. I share this knowledge with you
because it's just begging to be mocked
I fear for your mortal souls.Things that will make you have all kinds of demons all up in yourself
Lawry's Season Salt
Pokemon (I knew it!!)
Paper Towels (that's Kitchen Roll for the Brits)
Using The Telephone
Postage Stamps That Have Pictures Of Squids On Them (!?)
Hairy Armpits On Girls
Drinking The Blood Of Animals (generally not a good idea anyway...)
Barking Like A Dog
Pickled Remains Of Unborn Babies (as if...)
It should be noted that I myself am probably a demon, because I think these people are 100% batshit crazy. Fun times.