can_orkun: hello

Me: Hello...

can_orkun: ?n here ? am from türkey

Me: Okay...

can_orkun: IN HERE

Me: I see.

can_orkun: ON YOU, GLASS, THERE,
can_orkun: BUZZ! (note: this makes the IM window shake about, and also emits a really obnoxious buzzer sound)

Me: Um... okay. Sure.

can_orkun: ok
can_orkun: you get angrry
can_orkun: BUZZ!

Me: I'm not angry at all...

can_orkun: you
can_orkun: BUZZ!

Me: What?

can_orkun: you

Me: What about me?

can_orkun: I, YOU, GLASS,

Me: Hey, I'm all for it. Bring it on.

can_orkun: what

Me: Glass.
Me: I, you. Etc.

can_orkun: ok

Me: Well? What are you waiting for?

can_orkun: OH! , I WANT TO SEE YOU
can_orkun: BUZZ!

Me: Oh. You should have said so.

can_orkun: no
can_orkun: ü

Me: Well, either way, you can't see me.

can_orkun: I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU

Me: No.

can_orkun: ok
can_orkun: I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU

Me: And I said no.

can_orkun: LEASE ,WHAT DO BECOME P

Me: What?

can_orkun: H! ,OH!, I, ONLY, YOU, SEE, WANT, BECOME,
can_orkun: BUZZ!

Me: You poor sod.

can_orkun: YOU, ME,

Me: GLASS. I know.

can_orkun: no
can_orkun: MY, *ANTALYADA, HOTEL, THERE, YOU, THERE, COME,
can_orkun: ok

Me: You want me to come to your hotel?

can_orkun: ok

Me: Dude, that is soooo not going to happen.

can_orkun: ok
can_orkun: AND YOU COME , I AM PLEASED

Me: You poor deluded sod.

can_orkun: no
can_orkun: wati
can_orkun: you get nagrry

Me: I'm not nagrry. Really.
Me: I promise.

can_orkun: ok
can_orkun: ARE YOU MALE

Me: No.

can_orkun: you get angrry

Me: I'm not angry at all, really. I don't know why you think I am.

can_orkun: OH! ,OH!, I, YOU, *D?YOMK?, YOU, GET angrry
can_orkun: BUZZ!

Me: Are you trying to make me angry? Because I really don't get it.

can_orkun: no
can_orkun: YOU, GLASS, *ACARMISIN,

Me: I honestly have no idea what you mean.

can_orkun: OH! ,OH!, YOU, GLASS, *ACSANA,

Me: Right...

can_orkun: LOOK AT ITSELF GOOD
can_orkun: byü
can_orkun: gut by

Me: Ooo...kay.

can_orkun: ok
can_orkun: by

Me: Okay...

can_orkun: ok