Click here to read a news item about a giant catfish. And when I say "giant", I mean, like, Food of the Gods giant. Like, Godzilla vs. Bigass Giant Fish giant. Like, This Is Going To Give Me Fish Nightmares For The Rest Of My Natural Born Life giant.

Click on the photo to see it close up. That's not doctored, kids. That's for really real. A six-foot catfish. The size of a fucking SHARK. Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I don't know that I'll ever be able to set foot in any body of water ever again without thinking "catfish the size of a Ford Escort could be circling around me at any bloody time" even though in the back of my mind I realize that this is extremely rare and not at all likely to be the case.

If I were religious, I'd probably call this a sign of the End Times. Dag, yo.